Sometimes there is a need to lighten up, so I asked ChatGPT to make up a joke based on yesterday’s theme. Here is what he came up with. – Raja Presston
The blue lion gorus
Once upon a time, there were some blue lion king gurus who were obsessed with money and power. They began to live off the wealth of their disciples, demanding large offerings and taking advantage of their followers’ generosity.
One day, a young monkey came to them seeking guidance. The gurus demanded a large sum of money in exchange for their teachings. The monkey, unable to afford the price, left feeling disappointed and hopeless.
The monkey soon met a wise old turtle who advised him, “True wisdom and enlightenment cannot be bought with money. Keep searching and you will find the true gurus who will guide you towards enlightenment.”
The monkey heeded the turtle’s advice and continued his search for true gurus. He eventually found a group of kind and compassionate gurus who taught him everything he needed to know without any expectation of reward.
Meanwhile, the blue lion king gurus continued to live off the wealth of their disciples, never realizing that their greed and selfishness had blinded them to the true meaning of enlightenment.
Finally, one day, the blue lion king gurus ran out of followers and money. They were left alone, with no one to guide or teach, and realized too late that their love for money had been their downfall.
The punchline? “Turns out, they were just a bunch of copycats. They were lion about being gurus.”
By Raja Robert Numan